June 2010
9 posts
May 2010
1 post
Saturday Night Live - New Alarm Clocks!
God I love these videos. Beep-boop-bopoo-beep. Droids.
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April 2010
3 posts
Sue Sylvester - Vogue
OOOOOOOmggggggg Jane Lynch I love you so hard right now.
March 2010
24 posts
Why People Really Go to the Twilight Movies
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Lady Gaga - “Telephone”
Epic mini-movie, fierce bitch much?
Car Horns and More!
J-Lo kind of ruins it, but the ‘Private Benjamin, right?’ gets me every fucking time.
Anywhere But Nowhere: OSCAR PREDICTIONS →
Picture: The Hurt Locker Actor: Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart) Actress: (It pains me to say it, but…) Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side) Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds) Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique (Precious) Director: Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker) Adapted…
I’m agreeing with everything here, based solely on Oscar buzz and ~intuition and not on actually seeing...
It's An Oscar Night Drinking Game!
…that will not get me even near drunk
… when anybody foreign takes the stage and apologizes for their English. If this includes the phrase “not so good,” take two drinks. … when the orchestra tries to play somebody off (this happens often, so keep your swallows dainty). Two sips if the winner pulls a Julia Roberts and refuses to leave the stage. … at all...
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as ‘tim the tool man show’. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
February 2010
54 posts
Ke$ha’s New Video!!! Well, its a rough edit…but it’s something. I fucking lahv this bitch so much, she’s the wind beneath my alcoholic wings.
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The 2010 Women's Figure Skating Drinking Game →
There literally is nothing that can’t be turned into a drinking game, but this one I’m totally on board with. I mean take a drink if someone falls, finish your drink if they don’t get up? How have I never done this before!?
Calvin Klein’s “You Wanna See My Dick?” Campaign
Yep, you’re doing it right. I can’t really…I don’t…I kind of giggled. Just look at Lutzy, trying to be all manly and aggressive (good try but we still know there’s a fierce queen inside dying to rip through the other guy’s jock strap). It’s a visual/graphic kind of day, stop reading...
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Johnny Weir’s Short Program Lands Him In 6th
But he looked fabulous doing it. Good luck.
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Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics
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Stressing the fuck out. No blogging for me today.